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| In my Native American Studies class, everyone was put into small groups and had to build a bon fire, since we were in a "survival situation". all from scratch, except we got a match and something to strike it with. In my group one of my friends Ryan B. was in it and then two random preppy girls who don't know anything (ie. dumb blondes). We built the fires in a parking lot, and we got to build them next to the cars in the parking lot too =). Sadly no cars were damaged by fires in this, but doesn't mean other things damaged them *Evil laugh*.
Soooooo there are a few things we need to make a fire.
1) timber, soft airy, dry material (usually very flammable)
2) A SACRIFICE: the best ones are live humans. My group used one of the annoying preppy girls, only because we ate the other one in another "adventure: How to find a meal", the other groups found vegetation, and one got a rabbit. But ours ate one our group members, we got extra credit as usual, because our teacher didn't like the preppy girls either Hahaharr.
3). Some more wood
4) Lots and lots of gasoline
5) Fire
After getting all of these materials/ items/ entities/ you should have rawring fire. (lawl)
Disclaimer: If this doesn't work for you, then thats unfortunate, because it worked for me.
Sooooooo, as the fire started really small. Me and Ryan keep blowing to make it bigger, and we did it on opposite sides of the fire in unison, and it was awesome. Cause I almost burned my face, although my face is more likely to burn the fire, cause well..... I am just that hot.
This is what it looked like, except mine was a little bit smaller and awesomer. You know your jealous.. Best of luck to all of those who try to make fires, like mine =P | | |
| Okay so for the past couple of days weeks I have been having this cookies addiction, and it all started out with me trying to freak my math teacher out into thinking was some cookie freak... which is now true. On the first day of class you always get those papers that have the "what classes are you currently taking?, what are your hobbies?, is there anything I should know about you?. I answered everything as usual, and then when I got to the question "is there anything I should know about you?, I decided to be really retarded have fun and I wrote down "I am amazing and I love cookies". Yeah... that was stupid, that was not the best of ideas. Although it went well with the teacher, as now she thinks I am mentally disturbed. But my cookie freakage was not over yet.... She handed out these blank manilla folders to put our tests in and she said if you decorate them, then you get extra credit.... so naturally I draw a silver platter with cookies on it and a table cloth under it. At this point when she received it, she had a slight shock to her face, and you could tell that she was thinking... So on monday, since everyone turned in there papers on time she made brownies and cookies, and when I went up to get cookies... she was watching me because at the sight of cookies I would obviously freak out and eat them all like the cookie monster that I am... so I got one cookie and sat back at my seat. Soooooooo after that, I decided to stop messing with my math teachers head and start trying to learn math --- Pre-calc is so bleeehhhh. | | |
| Hey its me, seriously... its me. A long time its been, but anyway! I Love Zebra Cakes they are so delicious and Zebra-like. I wonder what life like as a Zebra Cake would be. You are created in a factory, then sealed in a plastic bag, shipped half-way around the world and then you are eated by me. Also, you can use Zebra cakes in  like it is being shown right here.... As you can tell the Zebra Cake is the main focus of the picture (just as things should be).
Ever wonder what that annoying dog that barks at you accross the street every second of the day, does when its not barking? I wonder that too. But my god they should train their stupid dog to stop barking its so annoying and the major problem is nearly everyone in my neighborhood has a dog just like that. Its always some small wimpy dog that thinks it can take on someone at least 8 times bigger then them... | | |
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Heyo its me, looking smart, as usaully *sighs* I Love You Vivian! <3 | | |
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